sknorrblog:

listoflifehacks:

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ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles. 

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

precumming:

"on a scale from 1-10…"

"11"

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it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

(Source: wh1rring)

  • police: OPEN THE DOOR NOW
  • me: um not if you keep yelling

fencehopping:

Tim Burton received this handmade cake from his animation team and it’s basically the coolest shit ever.

pizzaight:

turcl:

Estoy en el coche de mi mamá,

escoba escoba,

conseguir fuera me coche

♡ ♡ 

"You are the love of my life,

without you,

I am incomplete” 

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